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Monique. 18. San Diego.

im gonna be hot in a few years i swear


it’s a beautiful day to give me money


Le Château de la Belle au Bois Dormant, Disneyland Paris



why do people say “grow some balls” when they want someone to act tougher?  like do you know how weak balls are?  you punch someone where the sun don’t shine and they’re going down.

we should say “grow a vagina.”  vaginas can take poundings.  they bleed every month and never die.

i yelled OH GROW A VAGINA today in english when a kid dropped a book on his hand and my teacher laughed so hard he cried


in honor of Mean Girls’ 10th anniversary, here’s an incredibly subtle but completely extraordinary joke that you’ve probably never noticed from the movie (I saw it at least a dozen times before it dawned on me): Regina George started a rumor that Janis Ian was a lesbian in the 8th grade, but it wasn’t out of malice… it was because Janis told her that she was Lebanese